Life is a rachet.....in bed.

student: can i borrow a pencil

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:26:46 -0400

student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

- Wish I'd thought of this when my 5th grade math teacher kept doing this to us...

assiest: my blog is an acquired taste if you don’t like it acquire some taste

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:25:43 -0400

assiest:

my blog is an acquired taste

if you don’t like it

acquire some taste

voldemortphobia: zeonhime: redvelvetcakeofseduction: muchadoab...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:24:49 -0400

voldemortphobia:

zeonhime:

redvelvetcakeofseduction:

muchadoaboutmusicals:

The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King

Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)

This was one of the most amazingly costumed Broadway shows I’ve ever seen.

This broadway show is fantastic and I would recommend it to anyone

this makes me cry with happiness

stagling: i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:23:13 -0400

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

sammytheboyking: Jared hijacks Misha’s microphone.

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:22:13 -0400

sammytheboyking:

Jared hijacks Misha’s microphone.

kellanium: #probably the best explanation of a device in the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:19:59 -0400

kellanium:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

angelsandnephiliminthetardis: bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:18:08 -0400

angelsandnephiliminthetardis:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

it’s a transformer

captain-butt-flowers: cam-o-flage20: tardis-blue-boxes: larry-in-the-tardis: abhortion: I think...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:17:35 -0400

captain-butt-flowers:

cam-o-flage20:

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.

^Bless this

Well I’m screwed then

starksfell: when lyrics are so good u just

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:16:42 -0400

starksfell:

when lyrics are so good u just

end-game-destiel: ramblingeekette: batched: I don’t watch...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:14:51 -0400

end-game-destiel:

ramblingeekette:

batched:

I don’t watch Supernatural so I thought these were all fake quotes so whAT EVEN IS THIS SHOW

Happiness and laughter mixed with large amounts of angst and tears, all wrapped up in a thick layer of masochism.

Couldn’t have described it better myself

upworlders: dauntlessinstitute: lizthefangirl: willisthatyou: HE WOULD HAVE PUSHED CLARY ON THE...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:14:15 -0400

upworlders:

dauntlessinstitute:

lizthefangirl:

willisthatyou:

HE WOULD HAVE PUSHED CLARY ON THE SWINGS

HE WOULD HAVE PLAYED VIDEO GAMES WITH HER

HE WOULD HAVE PROTECTED HER FROM BOYS

THEY WOULD ARGUE OVER THE DINNER TABLE

BUT THEY WOULD ALWAYS MAKE UP AFTERWARDS

BECAUSE THEY WERE SIBLINGS AND WOULD HAVE LOVED EACH OTHER

HE COULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT BIG BROTHER

whAT

mY SEBBY FEELS

phanphanphan: thestubbornandwayward: thatlankyguy: tomhiddlestonfans: nintendoggy: where do hot...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:13:51 -0400

phanphanphan:

thestubbornandwayward:

thatlankyguy:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nintendoggy:

where do hot people come from

But England is freezing.

Exactly. We have to supply our own heat.

oh my god

every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:13:21 -0400

every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one

bokuta: hello friends friendly reminder pls don’t upset my friends bcos when you upset my friends...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:12:14 -0400

bokuta:

hello friends friendly reminder

pls don’t upset my friends

bcos when you upset my friends you upset me

and when if you upset me

i’ll break your necks

idayumumtaz: Surah Al-Baqarah Chapter 2 Verse 286

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:11:40 -0400

idayumumtaz:

Surah Al-Baqarah Chapter 2 Verse 286

murphels: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:11:29 -0400

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

hesawitonthetelevision: Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:11:10 -0400

hesawitonthetelevision:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

lameborghini: i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:09:17 -0400

lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

woodelvish: I’m sorry I had to

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:09:07 -0400

woodelvish:

I’m sorry I had to

disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:08:46 -0400

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again